A few funny stories

While I have a free second I would like to share some things that have made me laugh this past week. Here is story #1.
Quaylan and I were playing volleyball in the backyard. Due to the recent rains, the grass is long. And our wonderful dog, Kanye, doesn't like to poop when the grass touches her bum, seriously. Plus, the long grass makes it hard to see poop. Anyway, we were playing and Quaylan had reminded me to watch out for poop, but he was pretty sure he'd picked it all up already. After a good 15 minutes of playing, the ball goes over to the far side of the yard. Quaylan runs to get it and I go over to Brooklyn to make sure she is still ok (sleeping in the swing). I stand up and Quaylan is standing still, with a look of total defeat on his face. I say, "what's wrong," and he answers, "I stepped in poo...It is 100% on my shoe...I stepped in poo." Now I don't think he meant to rhyme his response, but he did, and I was dying of laughter. He continued, "It IS 100% on my shoe, it's not even on the grass!" And sure enough he was right, his shoe was covered in poo, and not one bit remained on the grass. To top it all off, the grass was too wet from previous rain for him to scrape it off. It was awesome!
Story #2 Quaylan decided to give Brooklyn an airplane ride this morning. As he's sitting on the couch he starts flipping her over. And she loved it! I was in the kitchen cleaning when I hear....uuuuggggghhhh! I look over and see the same "poo on my shoe" face on Quaylan, but this time, there is baby throw up dangling off his chin, and, yes, throw up IN HIS MOUTH! It was also all over his shirt, too! I cannot stop laughing, he looked like he was about to throw up too! I finally compose myself to help him and I can honestly say I've never seen him make funnier faces. It was awesome! Plus, the same thing happened to me the second week I began caring for Luka, so it was ok to laugh!
We are having way to much fun here in Co!